This 92 year old man has been getting along by himself for years in
his own house when he starts to become forgetful and begins to
experience a few problems. His daughter suggests that maybe it's
time he goes into a home for the elderly. The old man relunctantly
agrees, but recognizes that he might actually enjoy being around
other people who probably share some of his interests, etc.
So the daughter makes the arrangements, gets her father to the home and
he proceeds to get settled in. He takes a walk and pretty soon he finds
a very nice sunporch. He sits down and after a few minutes starts to
lean to the left. An attendant sees this and rushes over with a pillow
to prop him up. A few minutes later, the old man starts to lean to his
right. The attendant comes rushing over with a pillow and props up his
right side. A few minutes later the old guy starts to tip forward.
Without a word the attendant comes forward, props him up and puts a
strap around him to hold him in place.
About that time the daughter shows up and asks her father how he likes
the place so far.
The old man says, "Well actually, I really like it here except for one
thing - they won't let you fart."