Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide she'll become
a hooker. She's not sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of
that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a
question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there five
minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred
dollars." He says " All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on." She
runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A handjob". She runs back and tells the guy all he gets
for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he
unzips his pants, and out pops a huge cock. She stares at it for a
minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the
corner and says, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"