Student pilot to irate instructor: "Think about it. I navigated
through a boiling fluid swirling around a rotating sphere that is
hurtling around a fusion reaction source at thousands of miles per
hour. This system is moving in a circular motion around a black hole
at who knows what speed, while the space it takes up is expanding. And
I bounced 6 inches. 6 MEASLY INCHES! Get off my freakin back!"