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The Top 16 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife (Part II) 16> "Sure you'll get your figure back -- we'll just search 1985 where you left it." 15> "Keys are on the fridge, honey. I'll see you at the hospital at half-time." 14> "Sure, the doctor said you're eating for two - but he didn't mean two orcas." 13> "Honey -- Come show the guys your Brando impression!" 12> "Roseanne, what have you done with my wife?!" 11> "How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?" 10> "Sweetheart, where'd you put that Victoria's Secret catalog?" 9> "What's the big deal? If you can handle *me* going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out." 8> "Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, willya?" 7> "Why in the *world* would I want to rub your feet?" 6> "That's not a bun in the oven -- it's the whole friggin' bakery!" 5> "You know, now that you mention it, you *are* getting fat and unattractive." 4> "Oh, this is just great! Now, on top of everything else, child support." 3> "Yo, Fatass! You're blocking the TV!" 2> "No, I don't know where the remote is! Have you looked under your breasts?" and the Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife... 1> "I know today's your due date, but Larry just got a 10 point buck and that's a reason to celebrate, too."
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